I never stay because no one ever says "stay"

Legend has it that a few years ago, a group of spinsters friends and I (likely, the most spinster of all), met on February 14th to go to a bar and drink some beers of spite. Right: don’t judge us. Whoever who hasn’t got drunk to the rhythm of Franco de Vita, Alejandro Sanz or, in the worst case, Paquita la del Barrio, may cast the first stone.

Oh well, maybe you can judge us a little bit: in our purses, besides the make- up kit (my friends), the cigarettes (me) and the cellphone (all) to delight us in the blank screen full of those "I love you" we knew that we wouldn’t receive, in that distant and heartbroken occasion, we had pictures of our ex-boyfriends. And on the middle of the table, besides  the beers that came under the spell of  “waiter, serve me another drink in the broken glass”, the mandatory “chifrijo” and many unfulfilled longings of castration, we had a piñata. Right: now you can judge us. The purpose of all this night out was obviously cathartic: to symbolically smash, with a broomstick, all those bastards whose photos we still kept in the drawer. The ghosts of the past relationships.

Today, one of my friends is married, two have boyfriends and one is engaged, and her wedding in Panama will be my next excuse to go on a trip. All this happened as I went to travel Asia and Europe. Right: even though each and every one of my friends swore she would remain single until the very last day of her life. Things have definitely changed.

Oh well, there are things that never change. Right. I'm still single.

 The truth is that, for me, love has become something like an unattainable miracle. It’s something that happens, yes, but not to all of us. Some people go to the Olympics. Some people go to the moon. But I don’t.

Maybe I'm dead inside. Maybe I already loved way too much and the amount of love that I had inside me is over.  Maybe I've become an insensitive psychopath.

Pont des Arts. Paris. Forever alone.

Whatever the reason is, the fact is that I find amazing (as if it happened in another life), that I ever had a boyfriend. And not just a boyfriend, but three boyfriends. It seems to me that before it was very easy for me to fall in love, and that strength, with which the wind of love used to hit me, has ended up being distributed in an effective wind energy system, channeled to other activities that I find much more productive, as traveling and writing. The “fell-in-love- Andrea” has died, and the ridiculous Pinterest board where I plan my unrealistic wedding has become, simply, an unexplainable pastime in the middle of the office boredom.

I must say that, besides love, everything else seems easily achievable to me because it depends, only and exclusively, on me. Traveling, writing ... even cooking. But this business of relationships needs two to dance a good tango. I guess psychoanalytically that’s the reason why, despite I’ve always wanted to attend tango lessons, I have never done it.

During my trip to India, unlike other times, I did my best effort to spend alone as much as I could. Although I have traveled to many places alone and I am the sort of person who deeply values ​​her moments of solitude (writing, in fact, is a lonely act), one of the points to go to India all by myself was to get my PhD in solitude. Because of the countries I've been to, in this one, unfortunately, the presence of an alpha male of the same specie does everything INFINITELY easier.

Since the very first day, when I had to sleep on the floor of the airport after a 12 hour flight, only to wait for the sun to rise and take a taxi, I began to wish with all my heart to have a man by my side. As I said in a previous post: every woman who has gone alone to India deserves not only respect, but utter and profound admiration.

And still, when I saw all these women traveling with their partners, I did not care about the eternal glory of the independent traveler and about the immortality of my backpacker lonely quest. What happened to me, rather, was a not so prestigious (if not pathetic) desire of crying: 30% envy, 70 % of self-pity. With my self-esteem a little bit high, because of my audacity to come alone to India, the most chaotic country that I think I will ever be in my life, (that only people who have been there will understand me), I told myself : "Come on... I mean, I 'm not thaaaaat ugly. Ok, I don’t have a hot body, but my 36B size bra must compensate something and I can cover my Greek profile with a nice hair. I am not a pain in the ass thaaaaat much: sometimes I'm crudely honest, impulsive, stubborn and impatient, but I always tell the truth, I am a determined person and live with passion, which is something. I am not thaaaaaat silly: ok, don’t trust  me on adding 2 plus 2, but I speak four languages​​, I have two college degrees, I know how to play three musical instruments, I read a lot, I have a published novel and I write things that people seem to like. So why the fuck am I still single?"

Wiping my tears of self-pity (which are not that useful  at times like these, when you spend two whole days alone in a hotel room, burning up in fever without someone who can help you to walk to the hospital; or when you wander in a taxi around a city ​​without electricity at 4 a.m. in one of the countries with the highest rates of rape in the world, or when you travel in a wagon full of soldiers who do not stop looking at you for seven hours), I decided I would travel India without any pair of pants behind I could hide myself.

 Desert. Loneliness. India and me.

Instead of a pain, being alone in India became a need. I said to myself, "If I survive India alone, there is nothing I can not overcome alone". And I repeated it over and over and over again, like a mantra, convinced that it was something as unpleasant as vomiting, but essential to feel good at the end of the day. I needed to throw up the need to be with someone. That attachment to impossible causes.  Alone. I needed to be alone. I would not give up for anyone, I would not change my itinerary for anyone, I would not stay for anyone. This is between India and me. Between India and the superwoman who, in his misogyny, Nietzsche never described.

Yet,one morning, I was no longer alone. One morning I woke up in the arms of a guy, with a bus ticket in my pocket for 8:30 am, on a rooftop in the city of Jaisalmer, built in the desert of Rajasthan. It’s funny how cities are built in the middle of nowhere: against all odds, in a desert, empty and dry, life could arise.

That morning, in which new pages of the book began to be written and others were never written, the mosques calling to pray were the first thing to announce that, for me, the time to leave had come. I opened my eyes, but I closed them immediately and I cuddled myself even more in that perfect world made by his arms around me, circular as this planet I never get tired of travel. The truth is that while his arms were much, much smaller than the huge waist circumference of the equator, I enjoyed a lot more to stay among them than to go out and travel around the world.

I still do not understand what happened to me. I believe more in Zeus and all the Olympian pantheon than in Cupid. But I can not find any other reason, despite how cheesy this might sound. I find no other reason to explain how a random guy, who boarded the same bus as me and who initially did not call my attention at all, had the power to hold me and kept me away of that urge of running away all the time, away of that fear of being with someone, that fear that is one of the reasons why I travel that much. I guess it was the atmosphere of Jaisalmer:  if life can emerge in a desert, life could arise also in my desert. Or maybe I should never underestimate the power of a random guy.

 I have met many guys in my travels. For several of them, I even crossed half Europe, the Andes and the ocean. And even I've fallen in love with some of them. But this guy was the first one to achieve something that I used to think was impossible: without a word, he made me stay, even with the bus ticket in my pocket. And then, he made me stay even with a train ticket in my pocket. And then, he made me stay even with a plane ticket in my pocket. The first man, in the end, that knew how to make me turn my back to the world and continue sleeping in his arms, until late in the morning.

Despite this story, and the fact that I did not know how to expose my graduation thesis for that degree in autonomous solitude that I searched in India, I think I should receive, at least, an honorary degree.

Yes. I can be alone. I feel good all by myself. Anyway, the only being who I will really spend the rest of my life with, is me and it is essential to learn to be happy by myself.

The conclusion I reach is that, despite all these viral gospels running around Internet warning men not to fall in love with a girl who travels, I think that, at least in my case, maybe one of those guys could fall in love with me. And I could fall in love with him. I do not even know how he may look like and still I can not even recognize this potential candidate. What a shame, because I would be stalking him on Facebook by now. Good for him. Bad for me.

I know I do not give the image of the ideal woman. My life is anything but stable. I give the idea that I do not need anyone. The idea that, as I change countries, I also change guys. I guess that scares anyone who has ever tried to love me. And so, there have been men who have said good bye to me (in their own words), in order to “not have a little bird inside a cage ". There have been men who have volunteered, in a very indifferent and enthusiastic way, to take me to the airport or to the train station (and they have done it). There have been men who have even believed that I never loved them.

The problem is that I never stay because no one ever says "stay". And since no one says “stay” I do not say "come with me".

I never stay because no one ever says "stay."

(Ironically, the guy who made me stay took this picture in India).

This guy, who didn’t call my attention at all when he boarded the bus in Jaipur, changed me. If you knew when someone important is going to come into your life, maybe you should know it in advance, so you can welcome this person with the honor he deserves (or so you can previously investigate him in social networks). Well, the fact is that when he talked to me the first time to check if he was in the right bus, at that moment, I did not know what his character in the novel of my life would be. Today I know. He changed me because he raised that person I once was, that person who can feel again after suffering ”the stone effect”, that one that, somehow, you transmitted me.

For me, love is still like going to the Olympics, and the moon seems very far away from my window as I write this. I have a high risk of spending the next February 14th beating a pinata by myself (this time allegorically alone in a bar, because by that time I will be the legitimate spinster of my group of friends). Certainly, the next man who attempts to make me fall in love with him will not have an easy task, because I 'm still married to my loneliness. But I agree that I could begin to negotiate the divorce. I could start training for the half marathon at least. I could start firing some rockets. And if that guy actually exists and succeeds, if he makes me get on the podium and walk on the moon again, he should be ready to enroll himself in some tango lessons and he should be ready to be one of the luckiest guys in the world.

Consider yourself warned.

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